"It's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday." - Lester Burnham (American Beauty)

**Clusterf*ck 2011**

Minus the hundreds of photos taken with my iPhone camera, the clusterf*ck of footages which you are about to see was shot throughout the span of an entire year. This video serves as a summary of all the good shit that went down in 2011. - Bri Bri

I wrote a lot of essays, during my formative college years, DRUNK. Shit landed me high scores. Pretty soon I was shooting an entire movie with a bottle of tequila and a pack of Black Bat. This basically sums up why— I forgot what I was gonna say. Lol! Guess I’m not drunk enough. No, I am not drinking right now. Huwat did you call me?! Pffftt! My point is, writing when you’re drunk is awesome kids! Even my grandpa came up with an entire collection of poems, while having a glass of red wine. And if that doesn’t convince you, take it from Adele, who I believe wrote majority of her songs while intoxicated. As Hemingway gladly put it, “Write drunk; edit sober.”

*Don’t drink and drive. Always have someone close to sober to bring you home.
*Your life, your rules, your choice. Live by the consequences.
*I never thought I’d say this, but I’m currently listening to Mozart.

*This is pure satire.

1) Do you have the guts to answer these questions?
I believe so.

2) Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No.

3) Abortion: for or against it?
Definitely against it.

4) Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
I don’t think so. I know a lot of tough intelligent women.

5) Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes. But only if someone has done a really heinous crime.

6) Do you think marijuana should be legalized already?
Yes.

7) Are you for or against premarital sex?
Gotta take it for a test drive before you drive the car. (via defygravity)
Totally agree with her on this one.

8) Do you believe in God?
Yes.

9) Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Definitely!

10) A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Only if she can… and if she has a loving family who can support the baby cause I totally doubt that she can raise the baby on her own.

11) Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I don’t care. I started drinking when I was 13. It all boils down to being responsible enough in handling your liquor.

12) Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Definitely.

13) Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Only if someone is in tremendous pain and has no chance of recovering.

14) Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yes. I was spanked when I was a kid. It’s a good form of punishment. LOL

15) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
No.

16) Who do you think would make a better president?
Oprah. LOL

17) Do you think Obama will be killed?
I hope not.

18) Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying themselves?
No. Pffftt!

19) Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
They can judge all the want. Not gonna make any difference.