February 2012
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Loathing
You broke through my walls and never thought twice The repercussions you’ll have on my life You consumed, destroyed, exhausted, and devoured Every piece of me, left me in the corner to cower Let the dams break and the earth buckle My hatred for you is insurmountable Let lightning strike and engulf your house in flames Wipe that stupid grin off your face You are as they say, a conniving whore...
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a beatnik glorifying existence: Because we're... →
soulkandy:
@chasingfire and I are having too much fun on twitter because #ReplaceFilmTitlesWithVagina is trending LOL LOL
Me: A Vagina To Remember The Vagina Club The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Vagina Vagina On Fire Vagina Activity Bridget Jones’ Vagina Cowboys VS Vagina When In Vagina The Vagina Effect Vagina Jam My Big Fat Greek Vagina
Brian: Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Vagina Lock,...
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Valentines is a week from now and surprisingly I...
Wish I could meet someone new.
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The 20 Most Beautiful Bookstores in the World →
With Amazon slowly taking over the publishing world and bookstores closing left and right, things can sometimes seem a little grim for the brick and mortar booksellers of the world. After all, why would anyone leave the comfort of their couch to buy a book when with just a click of a button, they could have it delivered to their door? Well, here’s why: bookstores so beautiful they’re worth...
January 2012
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Life's Instructions →
Have a firm handshake.
Look people in the eye.
Sing in the shower.
Own a great stereo system.
If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
Keep secrets.
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Whistle.
Avoid sarcastic remarks.
Choose your life’s mate...
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I am at war with the weighing scale. My weight has...
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Broken Innocence →
“Seeing where the boy was so obviously looking, Voldemort couldn’t help but be surprised. He had not expected the innocent curiosity that Harry was displaying. Harry tried hard not to moan as Voldemort stroked him. How was it possible that the touch of this evil man could feel so wickedly good.”
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
mcqueenlovesme:
shutupimthinking:
electraychapel:
mcqueenn:
ayafair:
I love my mom.
damn it
why would someone even make one of these, i mean some people already lost their mothers and its sort of sickening that you would make a joke like this.
I need that bitch to drive me to this hospital, ok
whats 928 seconds? is that like a minute?
I gots nothing to say. I can’t...
Aside from Resident Evil and Sex and The City, my...
